If Jonny Cash had been in charge of the washing machine, the lyrics may well have been slightly different…
I keep a close watch on these clothes of mine.
I wish for all the weather to be fine.
I bring the washing in after every dine
Because of grime, I walk that line.

I find it very, very easy to slip behind.
I find myself pegging out socks of every kind.
Yes, I’ll admit, it’s one of life’s daily grinds
Because of grime, I walk that line.

You’re got a way to keep me on my toes
Some times, I need to pre wash with the hose
For you I know we hope the wind does blow
Because of you, I walk that line.
