If Jonny Cash had been in charge of the washing machine, the lyrics may well have been slightly different…

I keep a close watch on these clothes of mine.

I wish for all the weather to be fine.

I bring the washing in after every dine

Because of grime, I walk that line.

I find it very, very easy to slip behind.

I find myself pegging out socks of every kind.

Yes, I’ll admit, it’s one of life’s daily grinds

Because of grime, I walk that line.

You’re got a way to keep me on my toes

Some times, I need to pre wash with the hose

For you I know we hope the wind does blow

Because of you, I walk that line.